Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Lady Gaga Extolls Virtues of Manicures, Handjobs


Lady Gaga is all about manicures.

One of the underrated reasons for this, she writes in her monthly column for V is that they leave you better prepared in case the need for a handjob strikes.

Writes the Gaga: "Having a perfect manicure instantly makes you feel beautiful and clean." Also, "You'll be ready for sex, or to put a penis in your hand."

Hey, you can never be too prepared.

Lady Gaga Nude in Vogue

Not sure how many guys ask if their partner has had a manicure lately when a HJ is on the horizon, but good to know, Lady Gaga. Good to know.

Also, Mother Monster feels manicures bolster self-esteem, project an image of success which is good for biz, and help a woman to express herself.

You know, in addition to providing smoother hand relief.

Source: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/08/lady-gaga-extolls-virtues-of-manicures-handjobs/

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